You Know You're In KL When...

you know you're in Kuala Lumpur and not Singapore when:
1. the LRT runs above as well as under ground...
2. the monorail runs in the city too, not only in Sentosa...
3. the LRT ticketing machine can only accept one note per transaction; the remaining fare has to be paid in coins...
4. the cleaning lady barges in even when you are standing at the urinal minding your own business...
5. Dome does not serve white sugar... only brown sugar and SYRUP...
6. McDonald's provide self-service chilli and tomato sauce dispensers... so USA... ("Malaysia Boleh" afterall)
7. there are more women in tudungs than in spaghetti straps...
8. Christmas trees in major shopping malls are up two weeks (NOT two months) before Christmas...
9. most, if not all, Chinese speaks Cantonese, not Mandarin...
10. the biggest cinema has 18 screens!!!!!
11. chinese tea could be served with ice...